The Hetero Whiteboy Fashion Victim Recovery and Rejuvenation Programme

With the rise of rampant consumer culture, it seems that many have given in to the pressure and given up their individuality to "fit in". TimTv gives a shiny alternative to those who may have become "De-Funked". TimTv. That cool refreshing drink. Timeless & yet still anachronistic. Born in a small shoebox on the side of a less-traveled road, this dimly lit bulb of a boy grew up flickering under the weight of the incessant flow of verbal rust and spiritual snow. Luckily, the heroes of truth and fiction; the Shadow-killers; the Veil-cutters, shone like constellations, and TimTv was able to navigate the labyrinth by the light of the heartfelt loving flames that rolled in from the passing stars of genius and inspiration.